| Guys, I know why you are here. Your better half found | | | | outrageous costume we want. We can reveal as |
| a hot Cleopatra costume she wants to wear and now | | | | much or as little flesh as we want and get away with |
| you are going to the Halloween party or costume | | | | it. I know the only reason men like to go to these |
| party in a Caesar costume. Cheer up, it could be | | | | parties is to see what the women are wearing. So let |
| worse. Remember that Fred Flintstone costume you | | | | your wife or girl friend have some fun. Play like you |
| wore last year. I saw your buddies laughing at you. Or | | | | really want to do this, ok. |
| how about the year before when you were Sonny | | | | So, let's get back to your Julius Caesar costume. You |
| Bono and you wore that ridiculous wig. See, I told you it | | | | are really going to like this costume. Most of the |
| could be worse. | | | | Roman costumes are very comfortable and I know |
| Every year around Halloween, after I have told my | | | | that is important to you. Another big plus for this |
| husband what costume he is going to be wearing, he | | | | costume is you can get a good one for less than fifty |
| will ask me who came up with this costume party idea. | | | | dollars. And it is a costume your wife will let you wear |
| So one year I did a little checking and it seems they | | | | again next year when she wants to be a Greek |
| have been around for generations. Remember Romeo | | | | goddess. |
| and Juliet and the Masquerade Ball? It seems dressing | | | | Caesar ruled the Roman Empire over two thousand |
| up in make believe costumes has always been | | | | years ago and he is still very popular. So this is not |
| popular. I also read where costume parties really took | | | | some cartoon character you are dressing up to be. On |
| off in the United States in the late 1970's when | | | | Halloween night, when you put the costume and laurel |
| costume prices became so cheap. So this is not | | | | wreath on, maybe, just maybe, greatness will |
| something new. | | | | overcome you. And if it doesn't, go ahead and fake it. |
| Men, I know you do not want to hear this, but me and | | | | It will make your significant other very happy. And if |
| my girl friends love dressing up for a Halloween party, | | | | you do not have a significant other, then maybe there |
| or for any costume party. We can be whoever we | | | | will be a Cleopatra at the party just waiting to meet |
| want to be for one night. We can pick whatever | | | | you. |