How to Capture a Castle

This is the intriguing title of an article in Historyunfortunate tendency to send you to the floor. You get
magazine, which made me think of getting what youthe idea. I was told there was no money for capital
want - after all, the people after the castle wanted thegoods. When I looked through the budget, I noted a
castle! Julian Humphrys, the author, lists 10 ways useddepreciation line. I checked with finance, and got it in
in the medieval time to capture a castle, all of whichwriting that there was money and the amount. Armed
mirror various ways we can attempt to get what wewith that, I went back to my boss. Yes, I went behind
want. Now we don't use huge armies to get what weher back. Yes, she was annoyed and relations cooled.
want from others; we use other strategies. All theOn the other hand, the team morale shot up. Going
methods listed fall into three groups:underground and using surprise worked, but you need
- Assertive - be diplomatic, ask nicelyto accept there will be a price to pay.
- Sneaky - element of surprise, mind games, goingThe aggressive group is usually involuntary. We use it
undergroundwhen we feel backed into a corner - or are very
- Aggressive - assault and battery, fire, over the top,passionate about the issue. It can also be the office
gunpowder and starve them outcoup d'état, or the hostile takeover. Then as
The assertive group involved people being willing tonow, this is a last resort because it is the most
talk. It is certainly the cheapest option when dealingexpensive, and you cannot afford to lose. If you
with any situation - sometimes just asking works. If not,become involuntarily aggressive - push back because
then think about what you have the other person mightyou do feel pushed against a wall, or something
want and then show them how it is worth the trade.triggers your passion - let things cool and assess the
Now, these two options work when you have a gooddamage. If you believe you are right, find away to be
bargaining position - you need to have something toassertive. This will involve apologising, and it does take
trade - and you need backup. In medieval times, thisplanning to get back to the table to talk. If you have
was a big army camped outside the castle wall. Thesetried the hostile takeover and failed, you will need to
days, I would suggest factual back up. For example,either walk away or mount another one - consider
when I was negotiating budget increases, I had thewhat happened when Kraft tried to take over
facts I needed. These weren't just the numbers, butCadbury. Frankly, this isn't an option I would ever
the consequences of not being able to deliver.consider to get what I want because the price is too
Remember that having something trade can be somehigh.
of your time and expertise!So what has changed since the medieval times?
Is there ever a reason to use the tactics of theReally, very little. We still use strategy - we just use
sneaky group? In a word, yes. I have done this. Iwords, facts, and money instead of armies. Like
needed equipment for the office. I mean need - themedieval warriors, we win by choosing the battlefield
desk was taped in places and levelled with paper. Theand weapons needed to get the job done.
chair was ok as long as you didn't move in it; it had an